Just what the hell were these cows doing in someones house anyway?
It's not like they actually go anywhere anyway, they just stand in a field until we nick their milk or eat them.
Believe me, the only thing you are going to get from a horses mouth is spit. If you can get anything else then I really don't want to know about it.
I really don't think teaching old people to suck eggs is necessary, but if you can teach my gran to suck eggs the I'd be bloody amazed as we cremated her about 8 years ago. I suppose there could be an "alternative" meaning but if there is then please keep it to yourself.
Okay, thanks Grandma, you're not getting a christmas card this year.
Have you ever seen what we feed dogs!??
Well you must need it really badly 'cause you'll die if we seal all those holes in your head.
Though I'm quite sure filling that big hole in there with rubber-cement would actually improve your I.Q.